The Holiday Boyfriend

gty_holidating_mistletoe_man_thg_111205_wgYou walk down the street with your Burberry jacket as the snow is gently falling.  You are excited about the gift you are able to purchase at Holt Renfrew for the most important person on your list… yourself.  And just as you are about to end the perfect holiday evening, you feel like you are hit by an emotional wall as a couple walks by, all misty eyed by the holiday season.

What about single people? Is Christmas time as picture perfect for them?  Or do you need to be in a relationship to feel complete for the holiday season?  For God sakes, they sing “conspire by the fire,” in that one Christmas song and they don’t mean by yourself with your trusty toy… The Rabbit!

One year when I was experiencing the Holiday blues, brought on by the lack of man material in my life, my roommates and I came up with the hottest item that should be on every single gals wish list… The Holiday Boyfriend.

BoyfriendForChristmas7What is The Holiday Boyfriend you may ask! Well let me tell you.  A Holiday Boyfriend is a wonderful man friend (who you may not envision marrying) whom you can become intimate with during the cold holiday season.  Because let’s be honest, no one wants to be single during this romantic holiday!  So, why not order your own boy toy for the Christmas season?  You can build a snowman together, buy each other little gifts, and do all the other things couples do during the holidays, especially conspiring by the fire!!

So, I say get out there and start holding interviews for your Holiday Boyfriend.  You may be pleasantly surprised with the amount of men that qualify.  For that matter you may have two!  And don’t worry about having them stick around past the holiday season.  That is what the New Year is for… New Year’s resolutions like being single!!!

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2 thoughts on “The Holiday Boyfriend

    • Aww thank you! I can’t really take that much credit for the idea, it really was my old room mate. I just wrote about the good stuff! I am totally going to check you blog right now as I write:)

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